Selfish Wanker
1) a person who is selfish and behaves like an idiot
2) a person who is greedy with their masturbatory habits. a selfish w-nker will steal a communal p-rn collection, steal the only box of tissues remaining in the house, even steal a picture of your own dear mother to w-nk over. they care nothing for the feelings or masturbation plans of others. they will even turn up late to meetings and dates because of their five knuckle shuffling, but will never ever call and explain the delay. w-nking will always come first to these people. a truly selfish w-nker will even prefer the touch of their own hairy palm to the touch of another human being.
steven is a selfish w-nker. he sent his girlfriend out to the strip club with his mates so that he could stay in and abuse himself alone.
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