Selfographer
someone who takes so many photos of themself selfies, that they should be a professional.
that white b-tch downtown sends so many selfies she needs to work as a daym selfographer.
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- sex tan
a suntan you get from having a lot of s-x outside. like a farmers field or outhouse. eg: maia: gabe wanna have s-x in this farmers field? gabe: sure i could use a s-x tan
- shamefly
the moment of shame when you’re in the bathroom and realize you have been walking around with your fly open all day. pete: what’s wrong with larry? he’s been stabby ever since we got back from lunch. bob: may be a bad case of shamefly. he was walking around with his fly open all morning.
- shituationship
when your relationship with someone is better cl-ssified as a sh-tty situation. “hey, man, you should ask out becky!” “nah, she’s taken, but its a sh-tuationship, so maybe later.”
- Skinny Dicking
having s-x in a body of water. britanny and jake went skinny d-cking in the pool at josh’s party.
- snacktarian
someone who just eat snacks. im so snacktarian these days.