selfspense
a combination of the words selfie and suspense which defines the amount of time a person waits to see if their most recently posted selfie will be a success and they will be admired by many.
while enjoying a new craft beer, shari decided to post a selfie. she sat in selfspense for what seemed an eternity – 33 seconds – before a follower reshared it and backhanded a compliment to her.
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