Selling like beer
upon using the phrase “selling like hotcakes” to describe an item that sells really fast, i realized that i dont know what a hotcake is, nor have i ever sold or bought one. so i decided that beer is the fastest selling item i could think of. so i am officially changing the old phrase “selling like hotcakes” to “selling like beer”
“my ebay items are selling like beer.”
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