SELRESed
the damaged, disorganized, and dirty state of everything at your command after all of the navy reservists come in to play navy for the weekend.
lt: i need that report before the pb&j meeting.
po1: sorry, sir. we can’t print anything because the two remaining printers we had got selresed this weekend.
lt: how does everything get so fubar in two days?
po1: i don’t know, sir. no matter how many times we put it out, they can’t seem to help going full r-t-rd.
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