semantophile
a person who, in an attempt to be righteous, cannot hold a regular conversation due to his or her undying need to argue the semantics of the second person’s speech
(victoria is the semantophile in the following conversation)
elie: i can’t stand when people argue semantics.
victoria: but if by “argue” you mean they take a stand against what might be a culturally accepted term for you, then technically you’re not looking at their point of view.
elie: but you’re missing the point…
victoria: if “the point” is open to interpretation then one can never so-called “miss” it.
elie: oh god…
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