semen tree
commonly located in business parks across commercial america, these trees blossom in early spring and produce beautiful, multi-petaled white flowers – which happen to smell exactly like s-m-n.
woman: hey darnell, do you smell what’s coming from these trees that line the boulevard? i can’t seem to put my finger on what it is, but i absolutely love it!
man: those are s-m-n trees, tina. i always knew you were a f-cking wh-r-.
another name for the bradford pear, and ornamental pear tree. characterized by greenish-white flowers which smell like a cross between old s-m-n, dirty v-g-n-, and rotting fried shrimp. common throughout the south, these trees are pleasantly located near eateries and other fine establishments.
oh darn, there goes my appet-te, for the s-m-n trees in front of the south campus dining hall are in bloom.
also known as “pyrus calleryana chanticleer” trees (or ornamental pear trees). they smell like j-zz, especially when in bloom. people plant them all the time around the bay area. yay. let’s make the whole neighborhood smell like used s-x rags. nice one.
“oh, great. the google parking lot is encircled with s-m-n trees”.
#sp-nkblossom tree #j-zz tree #bukkake-blossom #pyrus #ornamental pear tree
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