Semenema
when a man -j-c-l-t-s deep inside a woman’s r-ct-m, causing her to have a neverending sloppy bowel movement soon after.
guy-“you know it’s hard for me to stay awake after we have s-x. why’d you take so long in the bathroom, honey?”
girl-“because you gave me a s-m-nema and i couldn’t stop p–ping, silly.”
guy-“zzzzzzzzz….”
-j-c-l-t-ng into a s-xual partner’s -ss. a true s-m-nema is hallmarked by outrageous amounts of s-m-n, so much so that it actually seeps out of the r-ct-m after withdrawal of the p-n-s
get ready for your s-m-nema baby!
doctor’s orders are that your wife receive 2-3 s-m-nema’s a day, in order to regulate both bowel movements and libido.
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