semi

a person who has a high tolerance, or can take numerous shots, blows, etc, but remains stoic or unfazed. the usual context is referring to a person in a fight or a person drinking numerous shots.
he’s not even fazed. we got ourselves a full-blown semi.
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not quite an erection, but getting there.
when i saw milla jovovich’s b–bies i got a semi.
the state of a p-n-s which is not altogether flaccid nor erect. it will often occur at inopportune embarrasing times and will be brought on purposefully by a cunning s-xy woman pretending she has no idea what she is doing.
“why are you still friends with some of your ex-boyfriends?”

“i like to keep them healthy and providing the regular semi keeps the circulatory system in check.”
the in-between state of a limp d-ck and a usable hard-on. can be on the way to hard, on the way back from hard, or never allowed to get more than 60% (+/-) hard.
many a young man learn to hide their semi with text books after day-dreaming in cl-ss
the word that comes up on t9 phones when the word “p-n-s” is intended to be typed.
i got a text from benjy that says, “i put my semis in her b-tt.”
a small b-n-r over something none s-xually related. it will be about 50% smaller
100% on a maths test forced him to get a semi
semi’s is semi losers… like semi’s and full blown
now we cross the line from semi’s to full blown

i hate those f-ckin semi’s

the act of fisting your partner with 18 fingers, being 18 fingers for 18 wheels, generally putting 6 in the front, and 12 in the back, often requiring more than 1 person giving the semi.
i hooked up with sammy the other day, and she really wanted to bang, but 2 of my other friends wouldn’t stop tagging along where we went, so she took my offer for a good ol’ semi, i hadn’t seen her again until the obituaries in the newspaper, she died from being too loose, releasing her organs out of her body.