semi-gourmet cook
a person who, in thought, can cook food like a real human being, but never the less being a brain dead r-t-rd whom you might want to punch in the face shortly after employment starts and can’t
we’ve just hired a new semi-gourmet cook! hes great, but ide like to punch the hack, wanna be mac and cheese cook in the face.
semi gourmet cooking with sandra lee (reference the food network)
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