Semi On

halfway between a hard on and a totally flaccid p-n-s. interestingly, the semi-on is becoming rarer and rarer in today’s society, eclipsed as it is by the b-n-r and the laredo. the semi-on’s natural habitat is middle school and high school locker rooms, where it is created by young boys in an effort to demonstrate their virility. intriguingly it is often understood as a sign of f-ggotry, resulting in a beat down for the perpetrator rather than the expected admiration.

other times the semi-on can occur include:

– when the individual is too drunk to support a full erection,
– when the individual is somewhat aroused but controlling the feelings and suppressing the erection,
– when the individual is interrupted during s-xual activity (or thoughts) but was turned on enough that the erection did not immediately disappear.

occasionally the word is used as a pejorative to describe individuals who are somewhere between being flaccid c-cks and total d-cks.
jimmy m-st-rb-t-d a bit before showering with the other boys: he wanted to look his best in front of everyone. he proudly entered the shower flaunting his semi-on. later that night, surgeons were unfortunately unable to completely reattach jimmy’s left t-st-cl-, as its trip through the sewage system had left it in a rather poor condition.

davan’s grandmother surprised him nude: he tried to hide his excitement, but ended up with a semi-on.

after thirteen beers, john was only able to manage a rather pitiful semi-on, even as the dancer gyrated her hips in his lap.

that moderator is such a semi on: he never takes a stance on anything, but still comes off as a total d-ck.

though derek was shocked by the interruption of the entrance of laura’s, his semi-on quite handily demonstrated his continued interest in s-xual activity.
the final word in all things pimp.
semi on slapped her -ss, bent her over backwards and kissed her navel.
the man with one eyebrow
semi on si drnka agian.