Semibilingual
a nice way to describe someone who only speaks one language.
proven mathematically:
semi=1/2
bi=2
lingual is the variable
semibilingual=(1/2)(2)lingual
the 2 and the 1/2 cancel out
bill: jason, are you bilingual?
jason: i’m semibilingual…
3 minutes later…
bill: wait so you only speak english?
jason: … yes
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