Seminarcolepsy
the disorder where you fall asleep within 30 minutes of a seminar, training session, presentation or conference. it is brought about by the inane user friendly rambling that presenters use to drag our what should be an informative yet short production into a day long affair of cr-ppy powerpoint, moronic group activities and useless handout.
sorry, could you send me the paper copy of the presentation. i cannot attend as i have seminarcolepsy.
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