semmie
someone who attended the oregon shakespeare festival’s summer seminar.
oh he’s a semmie? he must be h-lla tight.
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(1) when you deliver bad news to those enjoying good fortune. (2) to commit emotional theft from others. (i.e. happiness, joy, excitement, or merriment). after hearing the high sales figures from the previous month the ceo was senkoviched only to discover that in actuality the sales were substantially lower.
- Creme de la merde
a play of words on “creme de la creme” meaning “cream of the cream”, this quite literally means “cream of the sh-t”, for use in describing the worst of the worst of the worst, as invented by a bored french student one day. “i’m going to drop all h-ll on marketing, i need you to […]
- Croatian Heartbeat
the sound the formation of dry ice makes in the chest cavity of a croatian person. dry ice replaces the standard human heart if you are of croatian descent. doctor – “my g-d, you have the strangest heartbeat i’ve ever heard!” patient – “no, i’m just croatian. what you’re hearing is actually a standard croatian […]
- Rabid Apple
“apple cider and gin” on new years day i had some gin left and nothing to mix it with. i had c-ke and mountain dew, both would be disgusting and then i remembered i had sparkling cider. i mixed 2 shots of new amsterdam gin and a healthy helping of cider and ice and that […]
- To the fore
to be made obvious; to be given direct attention. taken from the works of percy grainger, “to the fore” meant to bring out a musical phrase and give it precedence over what the other instruments are playing. “man, that low-cut top really puts jenny’s cleavage to the fore.”