Send off

a female who gives out positive signals for s-x. but, immediately takes back previous statements/actions and proceeds to friend zone the male.
emma knudtson is a total sendoff
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a person that cannot make up their mind, this person usually gives you misguided information in an atempt to temporarily satisfy all parties involved in making any kind of plans.
jamal: what are we doing tonight?
tron: i don’t know.. i’m still wating to hear back from pookie…
jamal: it really doesn’t matter what he wants to do because that n-gg- is probably going to send off anyway!
something or someone that is misleading.
me: what happened? i thought we were going out last night…

you: man i had to go do this thing….

me: aw you a send off!!!!
one who sends you on a blank mission.
one who misguides or misdirects.
dude, you told me chucky cheese was on 15th, but it was really on 19th. you’re a motherf-ckin’ send off.
it is a rejection of sorts. between a “turn down” and a “f-ck you.” it originated in minneapolis, mn as a way for “minnesota nice” people to reject those around them without creating offense, when it does indeed offend people.
boy: “ohhh gossh this is so good, mmm you like that baby?”

girl: “i wish you were bigger, it’s not hitting the right spot.”

boy: “send off!”

friend 1: hey kala, how are you doing?

friend 2: (looks away acting as if she never heard you and walks away)

friend 1: “send off!”

creeper: hey rosa, what are you doing over thanksgiving break?

rosa: ummmm. nothing. i am going to be so bored, there is absolutely nothing to do at all at home.

creeper: do you want to go to the movies then?

rosa: you know i have so much to do- laundry, watching gr-ss grow, organizing dry goods, etc. i am just not going to have time.

creeper: send off!
(1) a person you can take advantage of. also a person you can get to do stupid things. these people are usually really thirsty for some attention.
(2) a task you can give someone so they can leave you alone
“we should get the send off to blow this line of peper.”
“motherf-cker told me the wrong address, he was straight up trying to send me off”

a person who lies to you and drives you into doing something that is wrong, stupid, or a bad idea.
morgan: “hey you should get a mega bowl haircut”
gloria: “um no thatd be terrible, you send off!”
morgan: “haha i know i was just seeing if youd actually do it”
in between a “f-ck you” and a “rejection” of sorts. this happens deliberately by people that are both close to you and random strangers.
person 1: ohh my…never stop, it’s so gooodd.
person 2: really, is it that good?
person 1: no, i’ve had better.
-send off

person 1: hey, what are you doing over christmas break?
person 2: nothing really. i will be done with exams, so absolutely nothing.
person 1: do you wanna go to the movies then?
person 2: ohhh, no thanks. i have so much to do- watch gr-ss grow, organize my spices, and count the threads in my pillow.
person 1: send off!

person 1: you did so well in the talent show today!
person 2: are you breathing?
person 1: send off!