sendil
a guy with the smallest c-ck . a bacteria was jealous thatsendil has a tinier d-ck then it .
oh my god last night i had the worst sendil s-x as i couldn’t even feel it come through . in the end i had to m-st-rb-t- to get an -rg-sm
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