Seneca Shovel
feed yo’ ho’ taco bell. have s-x with yo’ ho’ in the -ssho’ and press on her abdomen until she shats. take a big orange shovel and put her shat into a c-sserole dish. top with cheese, bake at 350 for 20 minutes and enjoy! suggested for family reunions. variation: if she is on her period, even better, a real crowd pleaser.
i didn’t have anything to serve for the potluck, so i gave her taco bell, and made a seneca shovel
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