Senior Author Presentation
the most dreaded project given to the senior cl-ss at coram deo academy. the -ssignment is that the student choose an author and then do a ridiculous amount of research and writing about this author to present to the cl-ss. the ritual takes place in this order. 1) present bound annotated bibliography as a sacrifice to appease the teacher, 2) pray that the powerpoint doesn’t screw up, 3) spread treats among the cl-ss to suppress there criticism, 4) give your lecture for 55 minutes. this -ssignment is used to create a “dementor” effect on student. the project feeds off the happiness of the student leaving them with a hopeless amount of stress and biographies.
person a: “hey! you coming with us to see the movie tonight”
person b: “nope. i have to work on my senior author presentation”
person a: “oh yah. i forgot. maybe we can do something after its over.”
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