Senior Snoop Dogg
a person from ‘the projects’ whom is over the age of 55 but still carries a glock 9 and sips on gin and juice while wearing a flannel shirt with only the top b-tton correctly b-ttoned. senior snoop dogg’s are know to ‘jump sh-t off’ if they are not given their discount at denny’s. they will also ‘ride ona mu f-cka’ if they do not receive they’re zaroxolyn in a timely fashion. if you take the last ramekin of tapioca pudding you are likely to have a ‘cap popped in yo b-tch -ss’.
geriatric person 1, ‘where’s mr. von struedel been?’
geriatric person 2, ‘he p-ssed away, you didn’t hear?’
geriatric person 1, ‘what, your going to have to speak up, i lost my hearing in nam.’
geriatric person 2, (shouting) ‘he p-ssed away!’
geriatric person 1, ‘oh no, did his heart give out?’
geriatric person 2, ‘no, mr. jones caught him using his denture cream without permission and shot him.’
geriatric person 1, ‘von struedel should’ve known better, that mr jones is a trilla n-gg-.’
geriatric person 2, ‘yea, he’s a real senior snoop dogg.’
geriatric person 1, ‘huh’
geriatric person 2, ‘i said f-ck off.’
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