SEO
abbr. search engine optimization. the legitimate optimization of web sites for listing in search engines.
any attempt to optimize beyond legitimate means is seo spam.
like voodoo and witchdoctors, seo is an evil term used to describe the ways seo optimizers believe they can beat the system by making you believe they know what will get your search ranking to the top. most of the time seo is achieved by throwing darts or mixing chicken bones with blood.
wow! after i paid $5000 to get seo on my site, my sales have increased by 2!
search engine optimization
search engine optimizer
slang term for p-ssyole, made common by hooligans and schoolkids alike.
seo! seo! seo!
seo see-oh
derived from the acronym for “seeing each other.”
a word used to describe an individual involved in a relationship that is at a point somewhere between “just friends” and “boyfriend/girlfriend”.
we used to be just friends, but lately we’ve become very close. there’s also a lot of flirting. i’m not sure where this is going, but at the moment i’m content to be just seos.
small mouse
“aww what a cute seo”
“omg its a seo!”
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