Septis Face
male version of “b-tterface”. everything looks good ” ‘cept his face.”
how’d it go with that dude you were stalking at the gym? i let it go. sure he looked great from behind, but he turned around and was a total septisface.
a guy who has a nice body but is fugly in the face.
a guy who is really nice, but you still wouldn’t date him cause his face is so nasty.
jill: how was your blind date?
jane: eh…he paid for everything but he was a total septis face.
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