Serbian Beard
originally hailing from the uncanny likeness to osama bin ladens beard. when the genitalia of a male/female is evenly carpeted by a thick layer of scragly and/or greasy bush that hangs at least 6 inches. the smell of which compares to that of a n-z- jew oven after a long day of cooking. it is also great for covering the following: puffy vag lips, manginas, small shafts, gaga b-lls, std’s, and last but not least the left over remains of last night’s meal (these can serve as a tasty treat for your partner).
b—–“dude i was about to nail samantha but i couldnt even find her clam through that serbian beard.”
t——“i know! that thick overgrowth is like an amazon jungle. i swear i saw monkeys swinging from her vag vines.”
b—–“at least i got free kfc out of it, but my crotch has been itchy lately…”
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