Serbian Salesman
someone who bamboozles you into buying rubbish.
if you ever go to the market and the salesman tells you that his item is of “great quality,” and then you leave thinking that you just had a good deal but 4 days later you realize that you purchased a worthless piece of sh-t, then you have been swindled by a serbian salesman.
“milos, you -sshole serbian salesman, you told me this backpack would last me a lifetime and the next day my books fell through the bottom. take a shower you -sshole and no, i will not have s-x with your stinky wife in compensation.”
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