serfboard
when you want to cross a river but don’t have a board, so you tie your peasants together and ride them across. invented by leonardo da vinci in 1634.
sarah: i left my boat at home yesterday, so my jamboys drifted me across the river.
jake: ah yes, the serfboard. quite a fear of engineering.
when a peasant starts an uprising so you have to waterboard them.
jake: my slaves got out of control today, so i had to waterboard them. i hate my serfs
sarah: ah yes, the serfboard. i remember the first time my father let me serfboard our servants.
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