serfing

pretending to work. covertly engaging in fun activities instead of work, but still appearing as a motivated employee.

three reasons for the origin of this word:
1) a serf was a form of slave required to work a master’s land. lower-level employees in a modern business can also feel like slaves.
2) surfing the internet is a common activity undertaken instead of working
3) surfer culture is traditionally laid back and does not value working
friend: were you busy at work today?
office worker: nah, i was serfing all day.
to crush your lickspittle under the heel of your boot.
she found her workers relaxing instead of laboring and decided to go serfing.

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