Sergeant Twinkle


the act of j-zzing in someone’s eye.
sorry i’m late for work, but i had to go to the chemist and buy a litre of visine; my jerk boyfriend gave me a sergeant twinkle this morning.

Read Also:

  • Señor Clamp

    a suave son of a b-tch who loves to hang out in womens’ pants. señor: aaaaaaaa señorita have you ever been clamped before…… woman: -squelch- oooooooo señor clamp

  • seward

    the lonely city of 4000 located in south central alaska. also known as sak town. a. “hey man, where you been?” b. “i hit up seward with a few friends.” seward nebraska. the most boring, low down, cliquish town you will ever encounter.the reason for most of my problems in life. “seward is so rad.” […]

  • Sexophonist

    someone who plays the saxophone, usually someone highly attractive or s-xy. also describes the clip taken from moldova’s performance on bbc three’s eurovision song contest 2010 semi final 1, featuring a saxophone player performing a very s-xually charged dance while playing his saxophone. s-xophone she’s what they call a s-xophonist.

  • Sexpected

    to expect or predict a s-xual act. sally s-xpected that joe would bang her friday night.

  • sexual convulsion

    amazingness. girl: “i’m c-mming, i’m c-mming!” guy: “ahhhhhhh!” girl: “oh my god, oh my god — fuuuuuuu!” guy: “ahhhhhh!” girl: -body spasm aka s-xual convulsion-


Disclaimer: Sergeant Twinkle definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.