Serguey Switch


when serguey switches his argument in the middle of a sentence.
serguey: “it’s so awesome when people browse p-rn at the library, i’ve seen two people doing it, it’s so f-cking disgusting.”
x: “wait, didn’t you just say you liked people browsing p-rn at the library?”
serguey: “serguey switch!”

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