serial fuckup
somebody, who irrespective of being “highly intelligent” keeps on making the same mistakes and causing problems for other people through those mistakes. can also be termed a dumb sh-t or just useless. the iq level of this person is sometimes as high as a garden slug’s but never higher.
“can you believe those suppliers, it the tenth time they messed up my order, what a bunch or serial f-ckups”
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1. (v.) drinking/using narcotics to the point where you know longer have control of your body/mind. usually accompanied by blackouts and in some cases, peeing on your girlfriends super nintendo. 2. (adj.) used to describe something that a close friend or family member did to wrong you. “dude i got so federally f-cked up last […]
- Cat Fest
similar to the very popular “sausage fest,” but with a large group of girls partying without any guys. while sausage is metaphorical for a d-ck, cat is metaphorical for a p-ssy, therefore making it a cat fest. guy 1: yo, lets go crash the cat fest at lindsay’s house. guy 2: yeah man, they are […]
- ceasure
when a white person pretends to have a seizure in order to avoid getting their -ss kicked by a guatemalan white person 1: omg that guatemalan got p-ssed off when i called her a watermelon white person 2: what did you do? white person 1: i had a ceasure, before she went all bake sale […]
- Flip Top Head
someone who can eat large amounts of food at a rapid pace. he must have a flip top head because he can shovel in that bowl of pasta.
- Cellepsy
when cellphone is on vibrate, most people forget it. this is defined by the surprise on their face, odd body movements, stopping in the middle of speech, or jumping. outbursts of noise are also common. “he got bad cellepsy when his phone went off under his nuts”