serote de tia luisa
mexican slang used to describe someone or something “being in a fixed position, not moving in either direction much like a t-rd stuck in someones -ss. the opposite of a “turtle head”
(describing a person in traffic blocking an intersection)
“ese guey quedo come el serote de tia luisa”
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