Serpentine


a last minute thrown together strategy that revolves around strafing left to right and right to left in rapid succession. it will most likely result in failure when the opponent learns of the obvious pattern.
“we’re surrounded. what are we gonna do?!”
“serpentine!”
the most prominent male s-xual organ. this is a guess, btw; draw your own conclusions 😉
“feel my, my, my serpentine” from the guns n roses tune “welcome to the jungle”. this line is sung twice.
a serpentine is a woman that is devoid of any s-xual restraints. (coined by r. moscoso-sydney)
while you are having s-x with your girl, you call out to her “my serpentine””you are my serpentine”, meaning she’s your woman and a woman devoid of any s-xual restraints, at that moment.
when a person p-sses gas, for them as well as those around them, to dart in rapid succession away from the stench.
when he farted, we all had to serpentine.

“carl, serpentine!”

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