Seth

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this super suave chappy who will have you drooling at h-llo. a seth is a handsome, intelligent, witty, guy with snuggles that will make you feel as though you’re the luckiest girl on the planet – which indeed you are if you have the fortune of being snuggled by a seth! this cheeky chap will have beguiled you with his cute boyish charm before you can say wahoo. if you have a seth, treat him as your king as he is the most hilarious, caring, selfless being alive on this planet today, and every moment with this ray of sunshine should be cherished. if you have lost a seth, miss him with all your heart because he is a once in a lifetime. but remember his carefree laugh and billion dollar smile, and the way his eyes crinkle and light up when he does, and you’ll fall in love again and again. yep seths steal your heart for good
i’m head over heels in love with a seth who got away…

do you know where i could find a store which sells seth’s laugh in a jar?
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seth is the person who is one of the craziest, happy, smart, and amazing guy you will ever meet. with just a few words and a couple of funny jokes, seth will make you feel very good about yourself,no matter what kind of day you are having.
dude seth totally made my day today.
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an overly-long urban dictionary entry
who wrote that definition of ‘seth’? it’s f-ckin’ huge!
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seth

a true gentleman. chivalry is not dead! not only are seths super s-xy, but they will also engage you intellectually. tired of idiot guys who cant even read? well with a seth, you wont run into that. seths have been reffered to as “s-xual creatures”, and for good reason. a seth could be txting you and make you crave them…just imagine what his touch would do! seth’s are the prince charming’s of the world and will sweep their princess’s off their feet. exceptionally loyal, and a great listener, a seth is a good friend to keep. they will be there for you, listen to you, and relax you with their s-xy soothing voices. if your lucky enough to find one of these rare and amazing men, hang on to him!!
“omg girl, hes so sweet and loyal! hes gota be a seth. can i have him”

“no! mine!…forever..back off” =p
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an amazing, kind, caring, comp-ssionate person with a large heart and an amazing mind. one who is extremely intelligent and sensitive as well. one with the bluest eyes you will ever, ever see. also one who “pwns the world” so to speak. pwnation across the m-f-in’ nation? h-lls yeah.
“wow, i think i’ve just fallen in love with a seth … he’s amazing!”
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an extremely cool kid, often dresses nice, wear sungl-sses, is egotistical, intelligent, has a high income, and drinks red bull on the rocks quite often.
female: you look s-xy today, you look like a straight up seth!
male: oh ha ha, you know me…=)
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the ancient egyptian god of chaos, the embodiment of hostility and even of outright evil. he is also a god of war, deserts, storms, and foreign lands. as the god of deserts he protects the caravans which travel through the desert, but he also causes sandstorms which bring him into conflict with the fertility god osiris. the two are adversaries and in the osiris myths, seth killed his brother and scattered the remains all over egypt. seth belongs to the ennead of heliopolis and is the son of geb and nut (or re and nut). he is the brother of osiris, isis, and nephthys, who is sometimes given as his consort, although seth is more commonly -ssociated with the foreign, semitic goddesses astarte and anat. during the 3rd millenium bce seth replaced horus as the tutelary deity of the pharaohs, but the story of osiris’ murder gained currency and horus was restored to his original status. the war that followed lasted eighty years, during which seth tore out horus’ left eye and horus tore off seth’s foreleg and t-st-cl-s. eventually, horus emerged victorious, or was deemed the victor by the council of the gods, and thus became the rightful ruler of the kingdoms of lower and upper egypt. seth was forced to return the eye of horus and was either castrated or killed. in other versions he went to live with the sungod re, where he became the voice of thunder. in the book of the dead, seth is called “lord of the northern sky” and is held responsible for storms and cloudy weather.

despite his reputation, seth has some good characteristics. he protects the sun barge of re during its nightly journey through the underworld and he fights the snake-like monster apep. on the other hand, he was a peril for ordinary egyptians in the underworld, where he was said to seize the souls of the unwary.

seth was portrayed as a man with the head of undeterminable origin, although some see in it the head of an aardvark. he had a curved snout, erect square-tipped ears and a long forked tail. he was sometimes entirely in animal form with the body similar to that of a greyhound. animals sacred to this god where the dog, the jackal, the gazelle, the donkey, the crocodile, the hippopotamus, and the pig. there was an important sanctuary at ombos in upper egypt, his reputed birthplace, and considered to be the home of his cult. this cult was also prominent in the north-eastern region of the nile delta. the greeks equated him with their typhon.

other names include set, sutekh, setech, and sutech.
seth and osiris were brothers.
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seth is the most amazing person you will meet. your heart is bound to skip a few beats when you first see him. then each time you see him there on, your ticker will pound harder than pound cake! a truly breathtaking boy who you will fall in love with. loves to treat people with respect and spent time with his closest friend. he is strong, s-xy, smarter than smarties, super lovely, huggable, cuddlable, sweet and simply irresistible. an adventurous boy he loves to be free spirited and live life to the fullest. he leaves girls breathless, speechless, weak in the knees and he has taken one girl’s heart. he is super fun to hang out with, even if its just sitting around tossing candied popcorn at each other. the best boyfriend in the world, he is loved by his girlfriend very much. he’s superboy redefined, reinvented and refined. a perfect seth! he’s super seth. oh look he smiled! what a beautiful smile!
super sweet seth will smile and you will smile with him <3 ←