Seth Pringle
this man is one of a kind. not only is he a serial cheater, but he will do so in the most cunning of ways. you find a hair that’s not yours in the shower, he’ll tell you it came off a towel. he constantly talks about his previous s-xual encounters. wears tight ed hardy shirts which apparently makes him feel cooler. has a demeaning job, that pays not near enough. he plays rock band for a minimum of 4 hours a day and has more then six game guitars to show for it. he puts deodorant on his b-lls to keep them from sweating. lives his life in the past as a glorified “mma” fighter; or so he claims. basically he lost one fight and was such a sore loser he could never go back out in the octagon. he is a self proclaimed intelligent man, however most could walk circles around his bad vocabulary and naive ideas about the world. he pretneds to be an up-standing citizen but if one were to look just a bit closer they’d find something severely wrong with this disgustingly immature man. basically he’s the devil, and deserves to loose a limb.
seth pringle “hey i’m a great guy with mommy issues, wanna date me?”
smart girl “i’d rather chew my own arm off, but thanks”
dumb girl “sure, i’d love to get an std!”
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