Settling


the point in a woman’s life where she feels that she has met the right partner, thus disregarding all focus on keeping her figure on point. becoming the new snorlax.
kyle: d-mn, joe, anna has definitely gotten real comfy with you, she’s settling down for sure.
joe: well yeah we’ve grown very close these past 2 years.
kyle: she’s grown more than just close my friend.
this is a phenomenon experienced by guys at colleges with a low number of female students. it is characterized by delusions and hallucinations in which fat, horrendous-looking women appear to be attractive to the unsuspecting male victim .

being p-ssy-whipped is a side-effect of settling.
if your friend is dating a chick that makes bigfoot look like a gap model, but he insists on spending his weekends with her, he is probably suffering from ‘settling.’

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