Sevcoitis


a supporter of pacific shelf fc. these inbred reptiles can be found wearing faded green and grey hooped tops. they have an infatuation with anything and everything related to rangers fc. their vocabulary is limited to phrases such as “zombie b-st-rds”, “sevco”, and “yer deid”. they used to frequent the glitterdome but have now given that up to become accountancy experts and keyboard warriors.
declan sat in front of his pc, tomato sauce staining the front of his 10 year old t-shirt, sevcoitis oozing from his pores, whilst trawling rangers forums bashing his keyboard shouting out “yer deid, you don’t exist any more ya zombie hun b-st-rd.

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