seven

seven is by scientific fact the largest number ever. there may be those that can argue that seven isn’t the largest number, but they would be incorrect. it is the largest number because 6 is equivalent to 8 and 5 is equivalent to 9 (and so on and so forth). in the olden days, seven was compared to gods, as the number has a special hook on it that not any other number does have. this hook was necessary in grabbing the gods from the heavens and bringing them down to earth so that sacrifices can get to them faster than without the seven bringing them down to earth.
aaron: “can you give me a hand with this homework?”
bailey: “sure”
aaron: “what is 20×500?”
bailey: “seven”
aaron: “what?”
bailey: “it’s seven”
aaron:”i don’t think that is-”
bailey:”kill the non-believer”
the number after 6 you f-cking morons.
seven… still after 6 f-cktards
to divert conversation to a better/more comfortable subject, or simply to avoid the current subject in order to get one’s self out of the sh-t…used sometimes as an alternative to ‘p-ss us that spade mate’
man: will you marry me?
woman: seven.
man: is that yes then?
woman: seven.
man: so it’s a no?
woman: seven.
man: seven what?
woman: seven.
man: what d’ya mean seven?
woman: seven.
man: seven o’clock?
woman: seven.
man: seven deadly sins?
woman: seven.
man: seven wonders of the world…
woman: seven.
man: eight
woman: seven.
man: six
woman: seven.
man: f-ck it.
….mission accomplished!!
awesome -ss jeans that fit perfectly
kate had a hot date so she wore her sevens.
seven is the g-d of all freeversing, his epicness is simply righteous and is also used as a term for an awesome person in order to dictate there coolness. you can rank them as such.
also used to describe a person who is a veteren at repping the wise and mighty.
bob: oh, she’s got some seven going on.
rachel: i’m the sevenest person ever.
to have a cigarette break. similar to a smoko but less obvious and its not just for work situations.
derived from the idea that a cigarette takes seven minutes to smoke.
wanna go for sevens?
seven is everything and nothing all at the same time. in fact, seven is time. seven should always be capitalized and spoken about in a positive manner. seven is the only number, all of the other numbers are just figments of your imagination.

and guess what? seven is imagination.
karah: why is six afraid of seven?

jacob: because everything is afraid of seven.

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brock: want to know the most awesome equation in the world?

jacob: okay.

brock: (7-7+7-7)/(7+7)=7

jacob: my mind literally just exploded due to the m-ssive amount of godliness that you just bestowed upon the universe.
south orange county’s most violent, angry and brutal gang. involved in heavy drinking, streaking and -ss beatings. they run everything south of the 133. dr. dekan holds the keys to the town and is also known as the creator. initiation often involves the use steroids. there are many claimers but only very few members.

se7ens
index finger and thumb pointed in the shape of a 7 on the left hand. is the gang sign of the sevens.

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