Seven Deadly Sins

also known as the finer things in life. originally arranged in the 6th century by pope gregory, the seven are:

1. pride – an att-tude of personal superiority, almost universally accredited as the most useful of the sins.

2. envy – desire for the belongings or traits of others.

3. l-st – the craving of ‘earthly pleasures,’ if ‘earthly pleasures’ are defined as s-x.

4. avarice – greed; the desire of riches, bling, or nikes(c).

5. wrath – outpouring of destructive or hurtful behavior of thought.

6. sloth – an animal thats so inert that moss grows on it. the sin itself is easy to piece together from there.

7. gluttony – the urge to intake more than is necessary for day-to-day functions.
pride: i’m the man!
envy: i want your woman!
l-st: in fact, i want to have -s-x- with your woman!
avarice: maybe, if i had more money, your woman would have s-x with me…
wrath: get over here, woman! now!
sloth: why? well, because i’m too lazy to come over there to you.
gluttony: oh well, the woman left. anyone for mickey-d’s?
the 7 deadly sins are actually common, they’re sins ‘cuz they kill in large amounts
this is the list
1: pride – the thought of having the highest position in life
2: envy – the need to steal the belongings and/or the traits of others
3: l-st – the frequent need for pleasure (sick, huh?)
4: avarice – the low, but hard, need for large amounts of high-cost objects (rings, diamonds, etc.)
5: wrath – occasional bouts of anger to get mood levels within normal bounds
6: sloth – the highest commom sin: the need to lounge and/or do hobbies
7: gluttony – the feeling you have a low weight, and you ingest a lot, more than regular. results in diarrhea
a typical man under the effects of the seven deadly sins:
1: i’m the man for this! step aside!
2: wait, you do, i’ll just watch every second with excruciating detail
3: there any chick’s around here?
4: and i won’t pay you for this!
5: do this quick or… something will happen!
6: do this while i do nothing
7: that’s it, i’m raiding the fridge