Seventh Day Atheist
someone who still partic-p-tes in seventh day adventist activities, such as going to church, but has personally rejected belief in g-d. often feels that they cannot tell their friends and family about their lack of belief for fear of rejection.
dude 1: gotta go to church now.
dude 2: why? you don’t believe in it.
dude 1: yeah, but the wife doesn’t know i’m a seventh day atheist.
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