Seventy niner
any individual born in the year 1979. being born in 1979 makes a person infinitely more superior than any individual born in any other year. the only exception to this may be a sixty niner, someone born in 1969, but the jury is still out.
that guy gerald i met the other day is pretty cool.
of course he’s cool, he’s a seventy niner!
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