sewage slurp
an intense s-xcapade of legendary proportions. during a “sewage slurp” the woman spreads her b-tt, revealing her b-tthole, allowing for the male to approach and apply his tongue to her -n-s. this move is similar to its cousin the rim job yet differs in that while the male is m-ssaging the womans b-tthole with his tongue the woman procedes to defecate on the mans face. the “sewage slurp” allows for custimization according to the preferences of the partic-p-nts: the man can be masturbating during the sewage slurp, getting beaten off, or beating off another man.
tommy is tired of the rimjob so he and sally move on to a sewage slurp.
bob takes diane to mexican restuarants before he attempts a sewage slurp.
past tense- i sewage slurped your mom.
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