SEWGI
an acronym meaning somebody else will get it. usually applied to the workplace,.. it is the age old act of sloughing one’s work off onto another. this may be done intentionally or not, the work may be left incomplete or not done at all, and the sewger may or may know the sewgie, aka victim. two things are a constant; the sewger is a lazy b-st-rd and he is always full of excuses. that is if he hangs around long enough to give one. people who work on the night shift of a multi-shift operation are some the biggest perveyors of this action.
man, i know this looks like a sewgi, but i was ashholes and alligators last night. zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
@$#?/-&%!!! i came in this morning and had to repair three sewgies from last night.
telltale phrase: “i’m just lettin you know…”
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