Sex Buffer


when your friend is going out with another person, and they invite you along for the sole purpose of making sure the third person doesn’t think it’s a date.

in effect, your friend asks you to come along, just to defuse the s-xual tension and make sure nothing happens without them having to verbally reject the other party.

note: s-x buffers work best when you and the third party are of the same gender so they don’t try to invite a 4th person to make this into a forced double date
guy 1: hey what did you do last night?
guy 2: i went to the bar with that girl i was telling you about…
guy 1: niiiice. did you hit it?
guy 2: no! she brought her roommate as a s-x buffer. he kept getting in between us and c-ckblocking me.

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