sex bumps


when a person breaks out with pimples due to lack of s-x
person 1: omg! my face is breaking out with pimples!!

person 2: those are aren’t pimples. those are s-x b-mps!
n. a small b-mp on a woman’s (or occasionally male’s) stomach that contains child; the result of s-x; a pregnant belly
person 1: look at katrina’s s-x b-mp!
person 2: wow, is that a baby?
person 1: maybehh

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