sex camping
everyone knows it’s the bane of a teenage couples’ life, when you get h-rny but both sets of parents are in and you don’t really want them to hear you having s-x, but you have needs that must be satisfied…
the solution?
take a tent to a forest, field or any expanse of land that’s sorta private really, and have s-x to your heart’s content 😉
my parents are in tonight, but i’m kinda h-rny… fancy going s-x camping?
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