sex chapstick
the tastiest chapstick a girl can wear.
-“i like flavor. don’t you like it when you kiss a girl and she’ wearing cherry chapstick.”
-“i don’t like cherry.”
-“well then, don’t you like it when she’s wearing s-x chapstick.”
-“yes. yes i do.”
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- Sexjury
when your boyfriend makes you play twister during a boink sesh, and an injury ensues. “don’t ever try the shimmy shimmy shake – it’ll give you a s-xjury.” an injury caused from s-xual relations is not related to the genitals. would usually include a sore muscle from being in a particularly awkward position for extended […]
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the state of antic-p-ting or expecting s-xual intercourse from a social encounter, be it a date, a party, or a booty call. it describes a period of optimistic waiting that is just shy of a sure thing. a: girl, you gonna give him some? b: i don’t know, but he’s s-xpecting. on the ride home […]
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- sexy m.f.
short for s-xy mother f-cker. he is one s-xy m.f.