Sex Clown
the act of suddenly and without warning blowing your load on a woman’s br–sts and face during s-x, followed by a quick honking of her nose.
the honking can be done simply for comedic effect, or, as an act of courtesy, to squeeze out any j-zz that may have entered her nostrils.
must be done knowing that the person on the receiving end may not put out for weeks after experiencing the s-x clown.
d-ck felt like playing a joke on jane sat-rday night, so as he was coming, he pulled out, jumped on her chest, and gave her the s-x clown.
a person that makes frequent inappropriate and amusing comments during s-xual intercourse causing the person they are sleeping with to laugh uproariously. s-x clowns have no ability to stop themselves speaking out loud the thoughts in their head that most people censor themselves from saying. a s-x clown is an excellent bed fellow if you need cheering up.
pete told me he could milk me like a cow and even worked out if there was sp-ce for extra udders – what a s-x clown!
laine elyse gilson the s-x clown
laine does funny things in bed with ray therefore she is a s-x clown.
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