sex combat
a wrestler meatheads idea of exciting s-x
“you ok youre grabbing your back?”
“ya um, its bianca. purple hair. wrestling. shes into something called s-x combat.”
“whoaaaa. noo. you need to be careful with that t zone.”
“she punched me in the p-n-s”
“she punched you in the p-n-s? did it hurt? was it like a straight, did she jab it was it like a left hook?”
“idk i was asleep i just woke up in pain”
“bianca still hitting you up?”
“ya she wants to choke slam me”
“i’m starting to get worried about your s-x wrestling t bag”
“ya me too. the boston crab isn’t nearly as fun as it sounds!”
(no tomorrow)
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