sex coupon

coupons you give to your significant other for s-xual favors. the coupons are normally non transferable and may be good for “1 bl-w j-b”, “1 night of s-x”, etc. s-x coupons are normally gifted on birthdays and christmas. these coupons are rarely honored, unless the issuing party is “in the mood”, and the expiration date is basically whenever the issuer deems it to be. s-x coupons are normally given when money is tight, and there is an obligation to give some sort of gift for an occasion.

also referred to as “-ss rations”
all my wife gave me for christmas was a book of s-x coupons.”
when drinking beer out of a bottle, one might try to peel off the label. people who have tried it, or seen others try, know how hard it is. supposedly, once you have the label completly off and perfectly inatct, you are able to redeem this label for s-x with a person of the opposite s-x.
woah! chris just got himself a s-x coupon, i wonder if jessica has a double coupon day so i can get some action too.
that book your girlfriend makes you with s-x coupons that when you try to use them all they she tells you to f-ck off.
me-“yeah, can i use that s-x coupon for one free bj right now” gf-“nope, f-ck off -sshole”
a cheap (probably free) and meaningless gift that is meant to be an expression of love for your girlfriend, given with the sole intention of persuading her to have s-x.
a typical s-x coupon would be food or drink presented as heart shapes: cake, b-ttered bread, froth on a cappuccino.

another s-x coupon would be something like a heart shaped key ring you got free with some expensive stuff you bought for yourself.