Sex Crippled
when a girl has been f-cked by a s-x-god, leading her to c-m so hard and so many times that afterwards she is incapable of movement. often causes complete numbness, resulting in said s-x-crippled girl to be unresponsive to being tickled or spoken to. often cannot form words. may result in uncontrollable giggling due to mind-blowage of epic proportions
guy- “hey babe, come smoke an after s-x bowl with me”
girl- “will you carry me? i’m s-x crippled”
guy- ” sweet, i’m awesome.”
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