Sex Deafblindness
the s-xually-generated state in which a couple turns on the television or music so loud they are unable to hear one another during any variety of s-xual activities. upon reaching climax, the man -j-c-l-t-s in his partner’s eyes so s/he is then unable to see, hear, or be heard over the noise, rendering them in a state of s-x-induced deafblindness.
“last night my girlfriend and i had s-x with the television up too loud. i came in her eyes and she stumbled about like helen keller, but i couldn’t hear what she was trying to say. good thing s-x deafblindness is temporary. it seemed pretty rough for her.”
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