sex diaper
after giving a girl a creampie, and in the post coitus scramble to not “spill”, the girl uses some item of clothing or towel wrapped around her v-g-n-, to hobble to the bathroom without making a mess.
jane had a great time with john, but didn’t want to mess her sheets. she fashioned a s-x diaper out of john’s tshirt. john was not happy.
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